…sub-titled Why I Will Never Go Anywhere Without Baby Wipes. Ever.
If you leave a brand new little packet/bowl thing of honey mustard dipping sauce in that space in your door handle long enough, it will smush open all over your hand and door when you least expect it.
Honey mustard dipping sauce smells really really strong. Even after the baby wipes.
Russell will clean all the sauce out of that space in the door handle, as well as wiping off all the spare change in there, for the small fee of all the spare change in there.
Except for the vacuum token for the car wash place. He says we can keep that coin.