I finally figured out something awesome to do with those leftover spider rings from Halloween I keep finding around the house and the garage. I was on my way outside to hang the clothes up on the line when I saw one in the yard. I thought, “Hey, let’s see if I can freak out Chris and Nathan…”
So, I put in on my toe, started hanging up the clothes, and waited for Chris or Nathan to notice.
Which they didn’t.
And I completely forgot about it.
And if you know me, you can imagine what happened next.
In completely unrelated news, I found out I still can hold my bladder when I get really really scared.